If I had the power to create a holiday, it would be Laziness Day. That day would be celebrated compulsorily during the week and never on a Wednesday. On that day, everyone would have to celebrate procrastination, regardless of social class, religion, or political or military rank. All responsibilities would be ignored, and failure to comply would result in a social penalty, such as not being allowed to wear closed-toe shoes, always being the last in any line, like at the bank or when boarding a bus, or having to wear your underwear on the outside for an entire year. In case of a second offense, privileges would be revoked, such as freedom of movement, freedom of choice when purchasing a product or service, or access to tasty foods like snacks or sweets. And it should be celebrated simply because of my vanity and immense power. However, I think this holiday would be greatly appreciated by most people, and like everything in life, harshly criticized by others, who, despite their disapproval, would still receive the prize for celebrating such a glorious day: an order of 4 kilos of potato chips, Valentina hot sauce, plenty of lemons, and a large 3-liter Coca-Cola per person.